I assembled these poems using subject lines from spam email. These are circa 2007; I just came across them again. I remember that for awhile I was excited to get spam so I could add to my cache of lines. All !? are original, other punctuation is added. They are otherwise unedited.
Why be an average guy?
Amazing Frankfurt Symbol!
Amazing opportunity!
Why be an average guy
When when when
The front brake fluid reservoir can be flushed?
The Germans know how to do it
Hey
Hey
I’m looking for you.
Why don’t you buy some medications?
All medications to cure yourself
Terrific gains possible
On your next visit
Sex can help
Everybody knows that
I’m not a Nigerian Prince
Even I know that
Some Observation
Tooth & unit, some observation.
Simply put,
No more loosing with this
At least in the 1990’s you know who your friends and enemies were
Do you have a New Age book?
Books are hard to kill
Books are hard to understand
Don’t miss this unique chance-
I’m a passionate lover again.
For venereal, this resemble:
As weak is to bullseye
So this Facebook thing will fail.
Check out the wonders of pound melting,
Check out this cookbook:
Enlargement of your pepper.
He said he’d have to think about it for awhile.
I didn’t believe it the first time, either.
